No, no -- that Dildo Baggins. Bubo Baggins was Dildo's half cousin twice removed on his Aunt Chloe's best friend's second husband's first wife's third cousin's side. Bubo went on a Quest to destroy the Ring That Turned Fingers Green with Sandwich and Grandgulp the Gay. Dildo met up with Gallon, who had lifted the ring from Serutan, who had gotten it from an itinerant ring salesman. It's quite a long, and mostly boring, story of daring-do, flatulence, overeating, and hangovers of epic proportions.