>>I miss the old spitoon<<

Two mates in a pub and the one mate bets the other that he can't take a sip from the spitoon.
The other mate takes the bet on.
He gets the spitoon in his hands and starts to take a sip. However he doesn't stop until the spitton is empty.
His mate says "I didn't ask you to drink the lot"
The other one replied "I had no choice, it was in one piece"

I'll go get me breakfast.