So...it's basically a discussion between the merits of free-range tea or stuff that's been raised in a factory, huh? Well, we members of PETT (People for the Ethical Treatment of Tea) feel that if you MUST consume tea you should at least insure that it is given every opportunity to live its life as Nature intended and humanely CUT ITS THROAT so that it bleeds to death before you use it to satisfy your perverted appetite. Or whack it in the head with shovel. PETT doesn't care as long as you slaughter it humanely. Of course, we advocate and lobby against the cruel treatment of tea, against the unnatural genetic engineering of "blended teas", and we often have PETTing parties involving young Hollywood starlets to raise money for our cause.

FREE THE TEA!!