I don't hardly GO nowhere, and when I do, I gots me this little cheapo phone what calls out in an Eeeemergency. It don't text, it don't take pictures...(I gots me a special stand-alone camera for that!), and it don't show no movies, 'cause I can't watch no movies while I drive, anyway.

I once stood on a spit of land in Mystic, Conn. and called a friend on the west coast...I guess I have all the 'phone' I need.