Megan, really! I like haggis, but on its own please, it needs no added flavours.

In truth, I think the butty is disappearing. Now the office workers all want "subs", fancy bread, mayo - I ask you - and the poor honest butty is going the way of some folk clubs.

We need a butty revival movement! We need "butty bars" to open, with Make Your Own offers (pay a pound to get one slice of bread, stuff whatever you want in it and fold it).