Pontyclun, south Wales (pronounced Pont-a-clean).

We've got quite a cluster of Catters here. I live 150yds from JudeL and Soup Dragon, within a stone's throw of Scooby Doo (hers is the house with all the broken windows), within cwtching distance of Dame Pattie Smith EPNS, and within shanty shouting distance of Dr Price.

Oh, and good choice, Trubrit, I was born and raised in Dorking.

Now, who remembers Dorking Folk Club in The Wheatsheaf, or even before that in the Surrey Yeoman?

Splott Man