I'm sorry, but I really can't bring myself to describe it. Suffice to say that it involves several swans, chicken fat, several members of the human sexes, fresh raw liver, a couple of live snakes, several pounds of melted chocolate, five or six largish pieces of quartzite, a copy of the original unexpurgated Kama Sutra, several white mice, and a room in a seedy motel that has one of those vibrating beds.

Beyond that I must draw the veils of Discretion and Good Taste.