The question is, how many complete idiots does it take to make a really satisfying and entertaining website? Is there a point where one attains critical mass and crosses over from merely moderate idiocy into sheer blithering and total idiocy? Could the departure of just one complete idiot cause this website to revert to what could be termed "ordinary" or "run of the mill" stupidity, but not complete idiocy? This is worrisome. Some complete idiots have left already, but I shan't name them. They are fondly remembered, to be sure. Still, I think we are maintaining a general level of idiocy which is adequate for our purposes. It causes me considerable anxiety though, when I contemplate what might happen if I should ever leave this website! Dear me...!

I mean, look, Spaw is barely ever heard from around here anymore. The situation is seriously getting quite fragile...