Mudcat Café message #2093430

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Thread #103015 Message #2093430
Posted By: Rapparee
03-Jul-07 - 06:11 PM
Thread Name: BS: Getting rid of a raccon in the roof.
Subject: RE: BS: Getting rid of a raccon in the roof.

1. Locate the raccoon from the noise it makes in your ceiling.
2. Where the noise stops, place the muzzle of a loaded 12 gauge shotgun.
3. Pull the trigger. With luck, you're rid of the 'coon.
4. It might take several tries.
5. Clean up the mess you made.

NB: To help you towards a new ceiling and roof, you can eat the 'coon.