Thanks for the help, everyone! I've been having fun with Barney Google, making up verses to sing with kids...example: Barney Google, with the goo-goo-googly eyes Barney Google, had a wife three times his size She sued Barney, he's out of luck, Now he's living with his duck... or She sued Barney, for him to leave her, Now he's living with his beaver... or She sued Barney, just like that (snap fingers) Now he's living with his cat-rat-bat... or When she sued Barney, she was firm! Now he's living with his worm... or She sued Barney, that's preposterous! Now he's living with his rhinoceros! The possibilities are endless...