I don't think he has his testicles anymore, plus you might as well just let him gobble all the food. Jaccqui, you think you can train your dog how to BBQ?

Listen, Bugsy (my neigbor's Aussie Shepherd's name.), Those of us without menfolk handy have to make due. Luckily, SINSULL has pulled off a great male cook troll and curmudgeon has volunteered for the next house concert. Nice job, Mary!