Dear Hyp,Yes, a quarter to (or till) equals a quarter 'of'. A quarter 'after' would be your quarter 'off'. You know us Yanks, always in perpetual motion! *BG*
Billy has made it over here -- but I don't know this particular tune. Don't matter much, 'cause your lyrics are exquisitely funny on their own! An excellent submission, as usual. My favorite line - 'Need a passport to leave the house now' - great stuff!
-- Áine