A Canadian duo named Bowser and Blue concocted a paean to an under-appreciated segment of the medical community with a little ditty called "Workin' Where the Sun Don't Shine" - AKA, "The Colorectal Surgeon's Song." It was actually composed for a conference of same at the request of the doctors. Apparently, they loved it.

"We praise the colorectal surgeon,
Misunderstood and much maligned;
Slaving away in the heart of darkness,
Workin' where the sun don't shine!"

I think I may have repressed the rest....