Heard a song on Hober, "Tube Timing Son of a Gun" by Spook Handy...has the right idea of how to handle a hot day. Here are some of the lyrics:

"Tube Timing Son of a Gun." A wonderful way to spend the day, if you ask me! "So, when your boss isn't looking / grab your fishing gear. Get bookin' / You's a Tube Timing Son of a Gun."