Sorry; I got cut off in mid-thread.

California, California.
We're out to do or die,
Or know the reason why!
California, California.
We'll win the game or know the reason why.

And,when the game is over,
We will drink a keg of booze,
And, we'll drink to California
Till we wobble in our shoes!

It's drink, tra la la,
Drink, tra la la,
Drink, drank, drunk last night
Drunk the night before.
We're gonna get drunk tonight
Like we never got drunk before.

For, when we're drunk,
We're as happy as can be,
For we become members of the souse fam-i-ly,
Oh, the souse family is the best family,
That ever came over from old Germany.

There's the highland Dutch,
And the lowland Dutch,
The Rotterdam Dutch
And....the Irish!

So, glorious! Victorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us!
Glory be to God that there are no more of us,
For one of us could drink it all alone - damn near!

Here's to the Irish,
Dead drunk!

The lucky stiffs!

Another beauty was:

T'was a cold winter's evening,
The guests were all leaving,
O'Leary was closing the bar.
When he turned, and he said
To the lady in red,
Get out! You can't stay here no more!

She wept a sad tear,
In her bucket of beer,
As she thought of the cold night ahead.
When a gentleman dapper,
Stepped out of the ..... phone booth,
And, these are the words that he said:

Her mother never told her,
The things a young girl should know;
About the ways of college men,
And how they come and go -
Mostly......go..

Now, age has taken her beauty,
And sin has left it's sad scar,
So, remember your mothers and sisters, boys,
And let her sleep under the bar.

She likes it thar.......

Food for the sophomoric mind.....where HAS it gone? I think "PC" doomed it to relative extinction.