SECTS to sell it? With appropriate ad slogans,

as in:


"Shaker All Night Long"?

"The Quakers Are Feeling Their Oats"?

"Do They Wear Anything Beneath Their Cults"?

"Synods Its Evil Head In Favor"?

"Not-So-Plain Jains"

"Shake, Shake, Shake! Shake Yer Buddah!"?




You folks can supply the graphics for the ads......