Don,

And remembering your Mother as I do, I'll bet she kept a very stern, but, straight face!

Now, as for the rest of you idiots. SHHHEEEEUUUUHHH! You don't know NUTHIN"!

You've NEVER had proper "french toast" until you've had it "FINN STYLE!"

This requires that you obtain some "VILLI" (villia). Maggie, you remember that your father always kept a pot of Villia that I gave him.

Here's the rules:

Soak some stale french bread overnight in Villia. Next morning, dip it in beaten egg witha little cinnamon. Fry it! Eat it in silence 'lest you wake up the rest of the sleeping household.

Leave before anyone else wakes up and they realize how you cheated them. (I'm getting hungry)! Bob