'Aine,
The true story? I didn't do it,I wasn't there, and He won't "dob", he wouldn't dare.
I'm sorry, my words usually come first, then I work on a tune to follow,(I try not to steal too many tunes so mostly work this way.)But that could just be a lame excuse; couldn't it?
I'll call it,"Parson, Time In A Country Pub."