Splorange - the action of orange juice on opening one of those bloody awful cardboard cartons with the plastic "easy open" nozzle that isn't.

flustard - an egg based dessert that has been left in the open too long and acquired millions of tiny black specks that aren't chocolate flavoured and the ability to hum.

moggits - those nasty little wriggly things found in the bottom of the cat basket.

scrunge - I always thought this was the act of screwing up ones face, but according to t'internet, it's a house hold scrubber. Nuff sed.

LTS