So this guy is out in a boat in the bay (it doesn't matter which bay) and this floating thing comes by with writing all over it. The guy can't read the writing but is very curious as to what the writing says.
Knowing just how to solve this, he hauls the floating thing into the boat and goes to shore. He picks the thing up under his arm and walks up the dock and into town. There he finds what he's looking for. On a little side street is a smalls shop with a sign outside that says: