The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #92494   Message #2100413
Posted By: GUEST,Ike
11-Jul-07 - 09:33 PM
Thread Name: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
Subject: RE: BS: Will this thread reach 85 billion posts?
This here's Ike Tomson, the chicken farmer from Mayo, YT agin.

That there boy, Shame, is still in the hospital up here. He didn't take to the chickenshit too good. They got him in the Loony Bin Ward becuz ever so often he busts out and says, "YAAAAAAAAAA!!! I CAN'T STOP!!!" like he's sliding into the chickenshit. The docs say he keeps runnin' it over and over in his mind like a loop of film or somethig. They tried shooting him full of drugs but that didn't work. Next they're gonna try electrik shocks. The head head doc says that after that he might have to be shipped South to one of them big hospitals for crazy folks.

The head head doc told me that years back they'da just done a lobotomy (I got him to write that word down cuz it's a good one) on him if the electrik shocks did't work but that's again the law nowdays and besides the doc isn't sure there's much brain the lobotomise.

We all feel real bad about this and the folks even chipped in to buy me a new scoop shovel to replace the one Shame lost for me in the chickenshit tank. We all feel that he was sort of okay for being as ugly as he is.

Your friend,
Ike Tomson
Chicken Farmer
Mayo, YT