I had a friend who was divorced and had had a number of 'interesting' relationships with men she had met, including one she had been involved with for a couple of years, and who had been helping her renovate her house. He rang one day to say he just had to 'jump in the shower' and then he'd be over - and she never heard from him again.

She decided to write a book based on her assorted bizarre experiences, and was going to call it "Love in the Middle Ages".

I haven't seen her for a while, so I don't know if she ever wrote it.