"You also suggested that people who live in and attend clubs in our area are a lot of backwoodsmen who fawn over women at gigs and have little appreciation of real music."

Speak for yourself - personally I am working on my 'fawning' technique. My method of 'ogling' isn't as intrusive as I would like. And the 'lecherous smirk', I have nearly perfected could still do with tightening up a notch.

Oscar Wilde had trouble 'living up to his blue china', I still don't feel that I really inhabit my grubby mac with the panache of a true pervert.

Little appreciation of music, but 'I've got rhythm'.