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Thread #103314 Message #2102529
Posted By: Janie
14-Jul-07 - 01:24 PM
Thread Name: BS: I got douflousisity!
Subject: BS: I got douflousity!
Sure do! Woke up with a case of it this morning.
No vacuuming, no dusting, no yard work, no bill paying, no turnin' knobs of cook stoves. I might need a bottle of "Guilt Begone" later in the day, but I'm too douflous to worry about that right now.
Maybe I'll take a nap, if that doesn't seem too much like work.
Sometimes on a Saturday after a week of 60 hours Oh-oh-oh, sometimes on Saturday after a week of 60 hours Cain't work no more for no one. My old battery's out of power. The sun come up that mornin' But it don't stir me from my bed I just reach for the covers Pull the pillow over my head
Douflousity bug done bit me, but it don't make me blue Oh-oh douflousity bug done bit me, but it don't make me blue Think I'll stay here in pajamas til the clock says half past two. The lawn mower's in the driveway The dustpan's by the door Feel Momma turnin' in her grave But I just don't care no more
I ain't gonna lift a finger to bring order to this place No-o-o-ain't gonna lift a finger to try to bring order to this place Ain't sure I'm even gonna make any move to feed my face. My boy is at his Daddy's 'Til Monday rolls around If there's music at the Bayou Tonight I might roll into town
Sometimes on a Saturday after a week of 60 hours Oh-oh-oh, sometimes on Saturday after a week of 60 hours Cain't work no more for no one. My old battery's out of power.