Janie, you are headed for fame. "douflousisity" does NOT yet appear on the whole entire internet. Soon as I learn to pronounce it, I'm gonna start using it in everyday speech.

"Check the douflousisity on that!"

"Douflousisity FOR SALE, cheap! One owner. Highway-driven only."

"To be given to a good home: DOUFLOUSISITY. Good with teenagers."