Hurrah! Let Alice join up! Spoilt, self-centered little madam. I bet they don't have ponies in Iraq.

I remember my friends having a load of rubbish fly-tipped onto their farm, including a sofa, some old carpet and a number of black bags. Well, they opened up the black bags, and lo and behold, found a load of post addressed to a house in the neighbouring village. They loaded all the stuff into a trailer, drove it to the house, and dumped it on the drive.

As there was never any comeback from the offenders, I guess they got the message.