Tongue in cheek is fine and dandy but the time I stood too close to a 9 iron swing which resulted in my being able to put my tongue THROUGH my cheek in the ER waiting room...well that was not so nice.

The ER doctor was Indo Asian and did such a fine job that no plastic surgury was needed since the scar went with the muscle grain and the stitches were perfectly done.

That night Mom read me the Lost World to take my mind off the swelling. That was the Jurassic Park of my day and was perfect for a 12 year old.

Although all my teeth were knocked loose I didn;t loose a single once since I was wearing braces at the time. Turned out the ordeal speeded up the orthodontic process immensely. Still I highly reccomend that tongues should stay IN cheek and not through.