The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2103841
Posted By: Amos
15-Jul-07 - 11:22 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Goo dogs are a specialized breed from the back country of Kazakhstan. They are bred for their uncanny ability to get people out of sticky situations, even when they don't know fully what the situation was. One lady who was lucky enough to have a goo dog was dismayed and upset when the dog took a dislike to her current lover, and bit him in the haunch one evening. The gentleman left in a huff and refused to renew their relationship. The lady was devastated, until she found out he'd been running three separate affairs simultaneously and supporting them by knocking off Seven-Elevels in his spare time. That dog was a classic Goo Dog, and a real hero to her after that, you betcha.