I am old enough (just) to remember Jon Pertwee in his Navy days appearing with Eric Barker in a Radio show in war time which ran parallel to Kenneth Horne/ Richard Murdoch in Much Binding in the Marsh and Charlie Chester in Stand Easy.
Pertwee played an assortment of characters including The Postman, always reminiscing about his days as a bugler at Plymouth, The Padre, named Wetherby Wett, and Flying Officer Kyte of the Fleet Air Arm.
But enough of this, back to Rambling Sid....

I took out my cordwangle oh, and let me moolies dangle oh.
Then she took hold of my artefacts, and gave them a couple of hearty whacks,
Which took me breath away!

To the tune of 'Dashing Away with a Smoothing Iron.

FC