Naemanson says "The weather is warm no matter where you live."

Current temp in Queensland, New Zealand = 33 degrees Fahrenheit (0 degrees C).

Current temp at Mount Pleasant Airport, Falkland Islands = 30 degrees F. Wind chill of 23 degrees F.

Not that I'm there or anything; I'm just sayin'... just because you're in Guam where it's in the 80's... !