Reminds me of a tale about Bob Hope. He was in a smallish town doing some stage/radio shows. He was asked how he liked the hotel he was in. He replied, "The room's so small even the rats are stoop-shouldered." The Hotel threatened to sue if he didn't retract the statement. So, next day he returned to the radio station and said, "I want to apologize for my remark yesterday where I said "The room is so small that even the rats are stoop-shouldered. The rats AREN'T stoop-shouldered!"