The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2106984
Posted By: Little Hawk
19-Jul-07 - 01:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Amos, wot this: I do know whereof I speak, verily and forsooth. My own town is infested with many varlets, layabouts, rogues, and cutpurses of the lowest kind, many of whom while away their idle and misbegotten hours in the cultivation of marijuana, whence they derive the ill-gotten gains which enable them to devour pizza and engage in riotous frolics after curfew, causing much distress to the law-abiding citizenry, but providing the constabulary with gainful employment. This is due to the fact that our monarch has seen fit to declare a plant illegal(!) extremely foolish thing to do...but monarchs have a way of imagining that they can control even Nature herself, and they must do these sorts of absurd things in order to feel omnipotent upon the Earth.

So it goes in the provinces...