OK OK OK you all want to know what its going to be including Chertoff.

the magic 8 ball sez...

Its going to be a nine pronged attack on US nuclear power plants at the outside coolant pipe locations. The out come will be that 2 of them will devestate its surrounding countryside with radiation. The 2 plants will be 3 mile island on the Susquehana and the Edison plant on the Hudson. While the total damage will be less than that of Chernobyl the dollar value loss will be 10,000 times greater.
Of course the EPA stands by its statement that the public is in no danger from the safe leaks that occur over a 60 day period.


The west coast will have a scare of a Charmin plant having its toilet paper laced with anthrax spores.

The south west will have a motor vehical bomb scare when Homeland security shuts down Al Kayda's used car lot outside Phoenix.

Kansas will be told that Al Qada has the means to generate tornados at will.

And Florida will have another dubious election when Karl Rove wins the Governorship without even being on the ballot.