Well Giok, we were TOLD it was Tim.... but that isn't what was on the warrant that the cops brought round the day after he did a moonlight flit with a stolen TV and the furniture.

We've not yet mentioned the most popular urban use for urine - washing down shop doorways, telephone boxes and dark corners. I'm given to understand that if you aim properly and have a good tank of lager to back it up, you can wash the pools of vomit clear across the pavement into the gutter.

LTS