I got a piece of spam about a year ago from an entity which claimed to be "Claudia Banks" -- and almost no one else (except Curmudgeon) seemed to find that as amusing as I did. But, then again, I also broke up when I spied a package of paper on the shelf at the printer I was working for -- the color name was "Dorian Gray".

Back on topic, I know I would be very angry to be "tested" in such a manner by a "true love" off galavanting at sea. I really like "Wiser Maid" and should find the time to learn it.

Linn