If the Democrats don't show the good sense to draft me, I am just gonna have to launch a brand new party. The Simian Democratic Alliance. SDA. We figure to do the official launch of this new party in Chicago, because there are a hell of a lot of apes in that town.
Admittance, however, will not be limited to apes and monkeys. You humans can join too. After all, we are tenuously related, so why not?
Besides, I can't win without the human vote. It's a matter of sheer pragmatism.