this has probably been mentioned

miss mary had a steamboat
the steamboad had a bell
miss mary went to heaven
and the steamboat went to..

hello operator
please give me number nine
and if you disconnect me
I'll chop off your..

behind the 'frigerator
there was a peice of glass
miss suzy sat upon it
and it went right up her..

Ask me no more questions
I'll tell you no more lies
the boys are in the bathroom
zipping up their..

flies are in the city
bees are in the park
and 25 boys and 25 girls
are kissing in the D A R K D A R K Dark

It's dark just like a movie
and a movie's like a show
a show play's on the TV set
and that's not all I know

I also know my mama
I also know my pa
I also know my sister
with the 47 bra!


Gee.. I can't beleive i remembered that