Mary had a little lime
And then a little gin
And everywhere that Mary went
She didn't know she'd bin
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Mary had a little lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
I've also seen her bear
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(Following a belch at the dinner table - a South Wales rhyme)

Pardon me for being so rude
It was not me, it was my food
And if I did not make amends
It would come out the other end
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(Another South Wales rhyme, upon seeing a plate of delicious food)

Yum yum
Pig's bum!
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