Hmm. No, no, let's say that Chongo marries Paris Hilton instead. Then Paris can sit behind him doing the "adoring wife looking on" thing while Chongo makes speeches. It's a move that could work brilliantly to help Chongo bridge the human-ape/monkey divide and go all the way to the White House for the next 2 terms! Then Paris could run in 2016, by which time she will have gained the maturity necessary to lead the "Free" World (cough, cough...) to greater peace and prosperity.