Alberto Gonzales is reported to have contracted Jon Lovitz syndrome.
It is highly contagious and is presents symptoms such as:

쳌        Compulsive lies, yeah thats the ticket!

쳌        not remembering being told something,
      
쳌        "zoning out" in conversations,
      
쳌        being late or forgetting to show up when expected,
      
쳌        speaking without thinking,
      
쳌        pressured rapid-fire speech, seemingly random, and aimless hopping from one topic to the next,
      
쳌        perceived as aloof and arrogant, or tiresomely talkative and boorish,
      
쳌        easily frustrated or bored,
      
쳌        leaving a mess,
      
쳌        procrastination (difficulty starting tasks),
      
쳌        incompletion (starting tasks, household projects, or book reading, but not completing them before new projects or new books are begun, leaving a never-ending to-do list),
      
쳌        underestimating the time needed to finish a task,
      
쳌        insecurity and self-esteem issues because of unmet high personal expectations, and
      
쳌        often a high achiever, even an overachiever, but with poor self-image because of beliefs that more could be accomplished if not for disorganization.
      
쳌        often pressures goverment officials to sign documents when they are under sedation for major surgury.