Spaw-

I knew you really cared!

Well, at least I thought that I knew you weren't that mean...

Come to think of it, have you been in therapy recently?

My mother had a special version of "Hush Little Baby" which she used to sing to herself as she rocked us to sleep:

Hush little baby, don't you cry,
Moma's gonna poke you in the eye!
If that poke in the eye don't hurt,
Moma's gonna rub your face in the dirt!
etc.

Some people thought my mother was weird. Some still do!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble