Bushy a Texan? He's a would-be Texan. Born in New Haven. New Haven, Texas? Not likely. Try New Haven, Connecticut.   The wide open spaces of Connecticut. Silver spoon. Skull and Bones. He just happens to be probably the most successful carpetbagger Texas has ever seen--successful at carpetbagging, at any rate--it seems the vast majority of Texans have bought it. Even more successful than the former holder of the title, Pappy "Pass the Biscuits, Pappy" O'Daniel--from Kansas. Too bad the Dixie Chicks didn't say "We're sorry we said the President of the United States is from Texas. He isn't. He's from Connecticut".

Not successful at anything else, except propaganda--which seems to be all you need these days--more's the pity.