We had a cat named Taffy who was a hell of a fighter. Absolutely deadly. He never lost. Not even to three dogs, on one occasion, and one of them was a rather mean German Shepherd. This, despite the fact that some inconsiderate vet had removed his family jewels while he was sedated...the vile animal abuser!

I imagine that Taffy, if ever questioned by another cat as to his lack of said fuzzy family jewels, would have replied...

"Sold 'em. To the highest bidder. Got $500,000 apiece at Sotheby's. What's it to ya, jerkface?"