Couple years ago they tore up Main Street to replace the 100 year old water lines. In doing so they found some boulders, well, lots of boulders really, some as big as cars.

The boulders were worn smooth by water, and the geologists up at the University said they were rolled along when the Lake Bonneville Flood passed this way a few years back.

No! According to the letters to the editor, these rocks were deposited by Noah's Flood and/or placed there by God to test our faith, just like all those dinosaur fossils they keep digging up. After all, the Earth was created just 6,600 years before the birth of Jesus Christ(in October, if I remember aright).

Sure wish I was as sure of things as some folks are....