I have a theory that all the trailer parks over in tornado ally actually draw in the tornadoes by some magnetic force.

Either that, or God hates trailers.

I hope all of you on the other side of the Atlantic stay safe and high and dry. I'll say a prayer to whoever the patron saint of sogginess is.

I just googled it. St. John of Nepomuk. I always thought he was the patron saint of defenestration. I guess you learn something everyday.

Regardless, stay safe, and don't drive through flooded roads like so many idiots here in the states do...