Honestly, Master, I don't want to KILL the thread, only to MAIM it a litle bit and watch it twitch, and maybe pull a leg off of it....

PLEASE can I, Master, PLEEEEEEEEZE?

What! You say these Folkies are "Anti-Maim" types and would frown on it? So what! I might even get a SONG written about me-That's what these people DO when they're angry!

I always WANTED a song about me, Master, even if nothing DOES rhyme with Igor. And torture is SO-O-O-O much fun. But you're no fun at all, Master!

Come on, Master, if torture WASN't fun, then why do treat ME this way, and at this lousy pay scale and health benefits program......


PLEEEEEEEEZE, I implore you!.......