Phew, it's been a long journey but hopefully worth it. I'm on holiday here for a few days to relax and get away from aliengate on the 85 billion thread. If the posters there aren't being abducted, they're under suspicion of being aliens themselves.

So I'm here to meditate and learn from the wise sages that frequent this thread from time to time. I'll just unpack and hopefully someone will begin the first session.