A woman goes to the Doctor for her annual check up. Returning home, she sees her husband lounging in front of the TV drinking beer, he says "How did it go?" She replies " the doctor said I have the breasts of a 25 year old and the face of a 30 year old". The husband says "Oh yeah! what did he say about your 55 year old Ass?" "Funny" she replied "your name never came up"