G'day Helen,

Glad you got a grin, and pissed yourself - howsomever, I really prefer the expression...

"I laughed 'til the tears ran down my leg"...;)

How about some Strine ones like.....

Outback, beyond the black stump, up the boo-aye [sp?] etc (living in a remote area).

Haven't heard those in yonks (a long time)

Kia ora - Sam