Jordan for!

(The River Jordan of song and Biblical fame is actually not that far from the Wey, in Dorset. Crossing the Jordan is really easy, it's a small leap or a large step. Bathing in it to cure leprosy isn't recommended as it flows through several pastures - unless cow pee has a hithertofore unknown curative property. Mount Ararat is only 20 miles away from it, and nearer the Wareham Wail, it being on Verwood Common).

Of course, if you Rother we changed the subject....